
I have learned from watching other married couples that typically men just don’t “do” housework. They can fix leaking pipes, or they can caulk a tub, but they would prefer to just not do anything that involves folding clothes, or doing dishes, or cooking, or sweeping, etc. Needless to say, I don’t care. I do a lot in this house and I’ll be damned if I am the only one contributing. So we decided awhile back that we would do certain chores each. Bryan’s chores at this time were to unload the dishwasher and take out the trash. Oh sure, the trash would explode out of the trash can and the dishes would keep piling in the sink, but no way was I going to do his job for him. It’s the principle here. If I do his job once then he’ll keep on expecting it! Oh no, I am smarter than that. I also made sure to give him jobs that were a necessity to keep this house running smoothly (he didn’t know my plan) so there was no way he could just not do his job. If the trash is overflowing then the job is harder because you’ll have to start picking up trash from everywhere, or the bag is stuck way in the trashcan or something of the sort. If the dishwasher is not unloaded then where in the world do the dishes go?? See? I have a plan. So needless to say, often my plan backfired and the house was gross, but I would stick to my guns and he would have a hell of a lot more work to do then if he had just done it when it needed it. So then it became hard on me to have to do all of the dishes just because he failed to unload the dishwasher, so all of the dishes became his job. Again, it’s the principle of things, sure I could easily unload the dishwasher and just do the dishes, but that is his job! I have also learned that you should never comment on the way he is doing said job otherwise he will throw his hands in the air and “give up” saying that I should do them if they are not good enough for me! So I step back and I breathe deeply when I pull a dish out of the cupboard that has some yucky stuff on it and say to myself, “At least he is doing them”.
What happened today was unexpected though. We have had the dishwasher soap that you buy at Costco for a very long time (it’s Costco, those things are HUGE!) so he has had to grab
that bottle several times to put soap in the dishwasher. That bottle has yet to change. Today I grabbed a dish out of the dishwasher and it had bubbles in it.
“oh, did you use too much soap?” I said, being careful not to step on any toes.
He shrugged and that was that.
Well, another load was running in the dishwasher (yeah this was one of those times when dishes were piling, causing a lot more work for him…) and I noticed soap was gushing out of the bottom of the dishwasher.
“Bryan, what kind of soap did you use?!?”
“Oh, AWESOME , powerful cleaning soap!!”
“umm, can you point to the bottle of soap that you used??”
He points to the Costco soap and I give him the REALLY? look and
he says, “and that” pointing at the dish soap by the sink.
Uhhhh, how long have you been doing the dishes? Haven’t you done this before where you filled up the soap thing with dish soap and we were taking buckets full of bubbles out of the dishwasher?? What were you thinking.
Then I remembered having conversations with my mom and she told me that she thinks my dad purposely loads the dishwasher wrong so she will get mad and eventually just say, “forget it!!! Don’t do the dishes anymore!!!”. Has Bryan caught on to this trick already?
How is the housework handled in your house?